Tips and Tricks

Sunday July 8th

The question for Ariadne (yes that’s my name!) this week, from a worried gardener in Old Basing is how do you prepare potatoes for the show bench?
 
Well I must admit that I haven’t done it before myself, but “Kitchen Garden” Magazine, which readers of this column know is my latest best book, recommends that for a September show you should lift the tubers once the foliage has died down.  If it hasn’t died down by mid August then cut it down 2-3 weeks before the show to ensure the skins have set properly.
 
Don’t rush lifting and preparing the potatoes for the show.  Put the potatoes in a bucket of water as soon as you lift them to stop them drying out before you clean them properly.  Clean them carefully with a soft sponge, rubbing each tuber with a circular movement until it is clean and shiny, taking care not to mark the skin.  Pat dry with a soft towel and wrap each dry tuber in kitchen roll and store somewhere cool and dark until a few days before the show.
 
Phew! That sounds like a bit of a palaver, but that is what we all shall be doing at the Manor in August, if only to give Jeff Owen a run for his money!!  And before you ask, no it doesn’t say anything else in “Kitchen Garden” about what you do with them after they have been stored “until a few days before the show”.  I think I need to write to the magazine editor, because there might be some vital procedure that he is not telling us about, that only Jeff Owen knows.
 
This week I thought that I should let you into a few of my secrets about success in the handicraft section.  I have always enjoyed making things which probably stems from my childhood when the whole family used to sit in the cold a draughty drawing room of my ancestral home, keeping our knees warm with pieces of tapestry and quilting and the like.  Now in the days of central heating and global warming I suppose the necessity is no longer there but I expect some of you (like me) have not lost those finely honed skills of embroidery, rug making and sewing even if you now need a good light, decent glasses, longer arms or a needle with a bigger eye.
 
I have always wondered whether any of my handicrafts would be good enough to enter the Village show. The short answer is no they are not, but actually you know, it doesn’t really matter because it is the diversity of entries and skills that makes this section so interesting.  So if you can knit or sew then I say give it a go!
 
Whos behind the Patchwork?This year I am aiming to produce some patchwork (Class 81).  This is something that I started last year but haven’t quite finished yet, so it depends just how much time I have. The photo shows one of my previous year’s efforts.  In the past I have entered some of my paintings.  I was quite tempted to submit some from the Paulet-Halt gallery, but suspected that the Hogarth would be spotted.  There is a class for both watercolours (Class 79) and oils or acrylics (Class 80), and I usually try to paint these when on holiday at our plantation in the Caribbean, or if the weather is nice, in our extensive grounds at the Manor here in Old Basing. 

Potty about ...Last year Marcus entered a piece of pottery (class 82) that he had made at school, and yes you have guessed it, he won (see photo).  Again my talents in this area were not recognised by the judges.  One class that everybody here at the Manor will be entering is the photographic class (class 86).  This year the title is “A Flower”.  My husband Spencer fancies himself as a bit of a photographer and is busy trawling through his catalogue of flower pictures as I write, and my son (Marcus) has already selected his entry.  There is still plenty of time for all you photographers, young and old to get snapping.
 
Mint JellyJelly bagMy other main achievement this week has been to make some mint jelly (class78).  This took some doing, I can tell you.  I used the jelly bag that Spencer bought me for my birthday last year (see photo), and resisted the temptation to squeeze the fruit, as this makes the jelly cloudy.  If any of you eagle-eyed experts are reading this, yes it is an 8oz jar (see photo).  The difficulty I had was getting the mint to sink.  I kept pushing it down with a spoon and it kept coming back up to the top.  I gave up in the end and had a glass of wine instead.   That is what you can see on the photo- I don’t intend to enter the Home made Wine and Beer section. In any case, as Spencer and I saw on the BBC news, us middle aged people need to curb our intake of wine consumed in the home.  Unfortunately Spencer has taken to drinking in the garden, as he thinks this doesn’t count.
 
First CourgetteFirst CarrotsOut in the garden, I have been busy watering in our greenhouses, and have actually picked my first courgette.  Unfortunately, it wouldn’t be eligible for the village show because IT IS TOO BIG! (see photo).  More about the rules in next week’s diary.   Also I have picked the first of Violet Elizabeth’s carrots, (class 9) which are “other than long pointed” (see photo).  Again more next week about how to prepare carrots for the show.