Carrot Masterclass

Sunday July 15th

Tall SunflowerYou will recall that last week I solved a gardener’s problem about how to prepare potatoes for the show bench.  This week an anxious gardener from Lychpit writes “what shall I do about my carrots?”  Well the long and short of it is you must choose the correct varieties otherwise, hard as you try, all you will exhibit are specimens fit for feeding to the donkeys.
 
In the Old Basing Village Show there are two carrot classes; long pointed (class 8) and other than long pointed (class 9).  For the uninitiated, this means short and stumpy.  That well known publication “Kitchen Garden” recommends lifting the carrots the day before the show.  The night before lifting, you should water thoroughly so they will be easier to pull.  The following morning scrape a little soil away from the top and try and match up the shoulder size.  Hopefully, carrots with the same shoulder diameter will be of the same length.  Take hold of the carrot foliage and gently pull straight up, but at the same time twisting and rotating as it comes out of the hole.  This should help to remove some of the small hairy side roots.
 
Occasionally, a root will only be slightly bent and this can sometimes be straightened, although you must act quickly.  Hold it tightly in one hand, then gently but firmly bend it away from the curve.  Keep it in this position for 2 or 3 minutes and you will be amazed how straight you’ll have made it, (or so says Andrew Tokely in Feb. 2005 edition of Kitchen Garden). I am not sure that I will be following that advice myself at the Manor, but I will bear that technique in mind and maybe it can be translated to solve other problems that I often come across.
 
When you have found your matching set of uniform carrots, (and you only need 3 for each class) you need to wash them with a soft sponge in clean water.  Wipe around the roots in a spiral motion and remove any small side hairs that are left.  DO NOT remove the tap root hair at the bottom.  Sometimes a show schedule asks for the tops to be trimmed.  Our schedule is not specific about this.
 
Once washed put somewhere cool in a polythene bag until you take them to the show.  The judges are looking for a uniform exhibit with clean roots of good orange rich skin colour.  They should be of a good shape and blemish and pest free.  But remember, even if you don’t win, you could still make a donkey very happy.
 
Cucumber flowersA worried reader from Little Basing writes that she is keen to compete in the Village show, but is very shy and doesn’t know where to start.  Well, my dear, as I said in the beginning first get a copy of the Show Schedule, look round your garden and note down how many items you think you can enter. It is at times like this, that I always think about the Paulet-Halt family motto, as written on our Coat of Arms - in eo habitis esse ut vincatis eum. (answers on a postcard to the editor).  
 
Never forget that it is important to read the schedule fully and carefully.  It is a bit like the advice that I have been giving to Marcus recently regarding his GCSE’s.  For example if the schedule asks for 9 cherry tomatoes not to exceed 35 mm in diameter, make sure that you show 9 cherry tomatoes (not 8 or 10).  It seems so obvious, but I can testify that on the day, your stress levels will be so high that these simple mistakes can occur.  The judge will have a 35mm ring and will pass each tomato through it. Any which are too big will disqualify your whole entry.  If it says a dish of soft fruit, then you need to bring the dish.  The exception to this is the vases of flowers, classes 22, and 28-48 where the vases are provided at the show.  Similarly, for the cake section, you need to bring your own plates to display your cakes on.  Some people like to use a paper doily.
 
The Old Basing Show is conducted under RHS rules, and the RHS Horticultural Show Handbook is an official guide to organising, judging and competing in a show.  It is priced at £7.95 and can be obtained online at www.wisley.co.uk .  I must admit that a copy does not yet grace the extensive library shelves at the Manor, but it is another item on my birthday list for Spencer to think about.
 
Finally, on no account be blinded by size to the detriment of other merits such as colour, uniformity, condition and shape, but remember a good big one will always beat a good little one.  I suppose that goes for many things in life.

Life carries on apace at the Manor.  I have been reliably informed that I am the highest climber in the web page popularity stakes - so come on you readers, tell all your friends, and see if I can make it to number one next week!

A Wilkinsons SpecialTalking of highest climbers, one of my sunflowers is now over 11 feet tall, but no sign of a flower head yet (class 31).  I have been out watering my courgettes, tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, and aubergines twice a day, and on Friday I took the Bentley into Festival Place and popped into Wilkinsons to get some liquid seaweed which is supposed to be a good plant feed.  I have had a practice at making lemon curd (class 76), but it wasn’t too successful, so will need to have another go.  Never mind, I will make another Victoria sandwich, and use this batch of lemon curd to fill it.  I might have a go at making some cheese straws (class 67) this week too, as this is a thing that I have never made before, and will definitely need a few goes at to reach perfection.